#41
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?
He
wanted Mark Antony !
#42
What was the greatest
accomplishment of
the early Romans ?
Speaking Latin !
#43
Why did the Pilgrims create
Thanksgiving?
They wanted another excuse to watch football.
#44
Teacher: "What did the Indians
bring to the
first Thanksgiving?"
Student: "Baseballs."
Teacher:
"Baseballs?"
Student: "Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!"
#45
"You know an ancestor of mine came over on the

Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?"
#46
What did General
Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.
#47
"What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln,
and Christopher Columbus all
have in common? They were all born on
holidays."
#48
Woman: Why are you begging for a
quarter?
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a
dollar.