Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?
wanted Mark Antony !
What was the greatest
the early Romans ?
Speaking Latin !
Why did the Pilgrims create
They wanted another excuse to watch football.
Teacher: "What did the Indians
bring to the
Student: "Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!"
"You know an ancestor of mine came over on the
Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?"
What did General
Patton do on Thanksgiving?
He gave tanks.
"What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln,
and Christopher Columbus all
have in common? They were all born on
Woman: Why are you begging for a
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a