#21
Where was the Magna Carta signed ?
At the
bottom !
#22
What was the first think Queen
Elizabeth
did on ascending to the throne ?
Sat down !
#23
Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?
He
liked to chop and change !
#24
Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince
?
Old King Coal !
#25
What famous chiropodist ruled England
?
William the Corn-cutter!
#26
What English King invented
the fireplace
?
Alfred the grate !
#27
When were King Arthur's army too tired to
fight
?
When they had lots of sleepless knights !
#28
What was Camelot famous for ?
It's knight
life !
#29
What was Camelot ?
A place where people
parked their camels !
#30
What was King Arthur's favourite game
?
Knights and crosses !
#31
Who invented King Arthur's round table

?
Sir Circumference !
#32
Why did Arthur have a round
table ?
So
no one could corner him !
#33
Why were the early days of history called the

dark ages ?
Because there were so many knights !
#34
What did Caesar say to
Cleopatra
?
Toga-ether we can rule the world !
#35
Why did the Romans build
straight roads
?
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !
#36
When did Caesar reign ?
I didn't know he
reigned.
Of course he did, didn't they hail him ?
#37
If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders,
who
supported Atlas ?
His wife !
#38
Who succeeded the first President of the USA
?
The second one !
#39
Why does history keep repeating itself
?
Because we weren't listening the first time !
#40
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to

America ?
On their feet !