What did King Arthur sleep with when he was

afraid of the dark?
A knight light
Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies?
In his sleevies!
What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies

Egyptian dummies.
What do Alexander the
Great and Winnie the
Pooh have in common ?
They both have 'the' as their middle names
What does the 1286BC incribed on
mummy's tomb indicate ?
The registration of the car that ran him over
What did they do at the Boston Tea Party
I don't know, I wasn't invited !
When crossing the Delaware River why did
George Washington
stand up in the boat ?
He was afraid that if he sat
down that someone would give him an oar to
row !
Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he

had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.
Well he should have got
up earlier and caught the school bus like
everyone else !
Do you know the 20th President of the United

States ?
No, we were never introduced !
How did you do in
your tests ?
I did
what George Washington did !
What was that ?
Went down in history
failed history again !
Well you
always told me to let bygones be bygones !
Why did the pioneers cross
the country in
covered wagons ?
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a
train !
Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia
Must have been a duck family
A duck family ?
Didn't you say
there was a quack in it !
What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years

old ?
A year older on his birthday !
How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships
With their eyes shut !
What did Paul Revere say
when he got on
his horse?
Giddy up horsey !
The Spanish explorers went round the world in
a galleon.
How many galleons did the get to the mile !
What do history teachers make when they want

to get together ?
Dates !
My teacher
reminds me of history

She's always repeating herself !
I'm learning ancient history ?
So am I,
lets go for a walk and talk over old times !