#1
What did King Arthur sleep with when he was

afraid of the dark?
A knight light
#2
Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies?
A:
In his sleevies!
#3
What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies

quiet?
Egyptian dummies.
#4
What do Alexander the
Great and Winnie the
Pooh have in common ?
They both have 'the' as their middle names
!
#5
What does the 1286BC incribed on
the
mummy's tomb indicate ?
The registration of the car that ran him over
!
#6
What did they do at the Boston Tea Party
?
I don't know, I wasn't invited !
#7
When crossing the Delaware River why did
George Washington
stand up in the boat ?
He was afraid that if he sat
down that someone would give him an oar to
row !
#8
Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he

had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.
Well he should have got
up earlier and caught the school bus like
everyone else !
#9
Do you know the 20th President of the United

States ?
No, we were never introduced !
#10
How did you do in
your tests ?
I did
what George Washington did !
What was that ?
Went down in history
!
#11
You've
failed history again !
Well you
always told me to let bygones be bygones !
#12
Why did the pioneers cross
the country in
covered wagons ?
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a
train !
#13
Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia
?
Must have been a duck family
A duck family ?
Didn't you say
there was a quack in it !
#14
What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years

old ?
A year older on his birthday !
#15
How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships
?
With their eyes shut !
#16
What did Paul Revere say
when he got on
his horse?
Giddy up horsey !
#17
The Spanish explorers went round the world in
a galleon.
How many galleons did the get to the mile !
#18
What do history teachers make when they want

to get together ?
Dates !
#19
My teacher
reminds me of history

She's always repeating herself !
#20
I'm learning ancient history ?
So am I,
lets go for a walk and talk over old times !