What did King Arthur sleep with when he was
afraid of the dark?
A knight light
Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies?
In his sleevies!
What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies
What do Alexander the
Great and Winnie the
Pooh have in common ?
They both have 'the' as their middle names
What does the 1286BC incribed on
mummy's tomb indicate ?
The registration of the car that ran him over
What did they do at the Boston Tea Party
I don't know, I wasn't invited !
When crossing the Delaware River why did
stand up in the boat ?
He was afraid that if he sat
down that someone would give him an oar to
Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he
had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.
Well he should have got
up earlier and caught the school bus like
everyone else !
Do you know the 20th President of the United
No, we were never introduced !
How did you do in
your tests ?
what George Washington did !
What was that ?
Went down in history
failed history again !
always told me to let bygones be bygones !
Why did the pioneers cross
the country in
covered wagons ?
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a
Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia
Must have been a duck family
A duck family ?
Didn't you say
there was a quack in it !
What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years
A year older on his birthday !
How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships
With their eyes shut !
What did Paul Revere say
when he got on
Giddy up horsey !
The Spanish explorers went round the world in
How many galleons did the get to the mile !
What do history teachers make when they want
to get together ?
reminds me of history
She's always repeating herself !
I'm learning ancient history ?
So am I,
lets go for a walk and talk over old times !