#21
What do birds say on Halloween?

"Trick-or-tweet!"
#22
What do fishermen say
on Halloween?

"Trick-or-trout!"
#23
What happened when the girl dressed as
a
spoon left the Halloween party ?
No one moved. They couldn't stir
without her.
#24
Why did the boy carry a clock and a
bird
on Halloween ?
It was for 'tick or tweet' !
#25
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet

over his head.
'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his
friends
'No, I'm an undercover agent".
#26
Q: What do little trees say
on
Halloween? A: Twig or treat.
#27
Q: What do
birds give out on Halloween?
A: Tweets.
#28
One Halloween this woman opens her
door
to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly
hair
and the biggest blue eyes.

She was dressed as an Angel, and was
just delightful. The woman said,
"what are you supposed to say
sweetheart?"
The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or
Tweat!"

The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her
husband to
come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go ahead
honey say it
just one more time."

Once again the little
Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!"

The husband agrees with
his wife, this little Angel is just the cutest
thing. The woman
picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with
her apron, and
drops it into the little girl's Treat Bag.

The little Angel
looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says,
"Thanks a lot
lady, you just broke my f**king cookies!"
#29
A Toledo man was
admitted to the city
hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for
French fries
at a Halloween party.
#30
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet

over his head.
"Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends.

"No," he replied, "I'm an unmade bed."
Another boy wore a sheet
over his head.
"Are you an unmade bed?" asked his friends.
"No,
I'm an undercover agent," he replied.
#31
Why is the air so clean and
healthy on
Halloween?
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
#32
Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do

about it?
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
#33
Where do ghoulies
go to on the day
before Halloween party?
To the boo-ty parlour.
#34
Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for
the best costume at
the Halloween party?
Because he just came
to pick up his little sister.
#35
What happened when the girl dressed as a

spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn't stir
without
her.
#36
What did the really ugly man do for a living?

He posed for Halloween masks.
#37
What happened to the girl who
wore a
mouse costume to her Halloween party?
The cat ate her.
#38
Why are teachers happy at Halloween

parties?
Because there's lots of school spirit!
#39
Why
did the wizard wear a yellow robe to
the Halloween party?
He was going as a banana.
#40
What do witches eat at Halloween?

Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.