What kind of make up was the girl wearing on
What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on
Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for
Who turns the lights off at halloween
The light's witch !
At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental
hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time
get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free
from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out
toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year,
although she had
bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came
knocking at her
What do rednecks do on
What kind of protozoa likes
Why aren't burgers the
least bit scared
They're used to people 'goblin' them!
Why is the air so clean and healthy on
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
How do you get the most apples when bobbing
Wear a snorkel !
stupid kids do at Halloween
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !
What do witches eat at Halloween
Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !
What is a childs's favourite type of
Lots a candy.
What did the ghost serve at his Halloween
How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
paint the town dead!
What would you get if you crossed Halloween
A ghoul Yule!
Where's the most dangerous place to go
On the psycho path!
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass
Because it was Hulaween!
What would you get if you
Halloween with Independence Day?
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your
Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"