#1
What kind of make up was the girl wearing on

Halloween?
Mash-scara!
#2
What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on
Halloween?
A trick-or-fleat!
#3
Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for

Halloween?
A: Dead.
#4
Who turns the lights off at halloween
?
The light's witch !
#5
At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental

hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time
to
get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free
samples
from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out
dozens of
toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year,
although she had
bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came
knocking at her
door.
#6
What do rednecks do on
Halloween?
Pump-kin!
#7
What kind of protozoa likes

Halloween?
An amoeboo!
#8
Why aren't burgers the
least bit scared
of Halloween?
They're used to people 'goblin' them!
#9
Why is the air so clean and healthy on
Halloween?
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
#10
How do you get the most apples when bobbing

at Halloween
Wear a snorkel !
#11
What do
stupid kids do at Halloween
?
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !
#12
What do witches eat at Halloween
?
Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !
#13
What is a childs's favourite type of
Halloween candy?
Lots a candy.
#14
What did the ghost serve at his Halloween

party?
Hallowieners!
#15
How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
They
paint the town dead!
#16
What would you get if you crossed Halloween
with
Christmas?
A ghoul Yule!
#17
Where's the most dangerous place to go

trick-or-treating?
On the psycho path!
#18
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass

skirts?
Because it was Hulaween!
#19
What would you get if you
crossed
Halloween with Independence Day?
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
#20
Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your

Halloween party?"
Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"