There are three ways a
man wears his
hair - parted- unparted or departed
A guy walks in to the
Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy says, "well I
want it going
with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other,
and just
make it all out of shape and messed up." Barber says, "Now why
the world do you want your hair cut like that."

Guy says, "That's
how you cut it last time"
A woman was cutting her husband's

thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack.

She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious

qualities. "It has more vitamin C than an orange," she remarked.

"And more hair than Dad," added their son.
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their


A: It matches their mustaches.
A guy admired the hair of three girls.
He walked by one
and asked, "How'd you get such lovely blonde hair"

Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl

answered, "It's natural."

The guy walked by the second girl
and asked, "How'd you get such
pretty brown hair?"

Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, "It's natural."

Finally the
guy approached the third girl and asked, "How'd you get
such cool
green hair?"

Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose,
then skimming it
through the hair, she said, "It's natural."
What do you call a
proton with big
A 'froton.
Why do polo bears like bald men ?

Because they have a great, white, bear place !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barber who ?
Barberd wire !
What side of a monster has more hair
The outside !
How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.
What do you get if you cross a
hairdresser and a bucket
of cement ?
Permanent waves !
What do you get if you cross a wireless
with a
hairdresser ?
Radio waves !
What do you call a policeman with blonde
hair ?
A fair cop !
What do you call a pen with no hair
A bald point !
I want a hair cut please.
which one !
What kind of hair do oceans have
Wavy !
What should you buy if your
falls out ?
A good vacuum cleaner !
Why did the bald man put a rabbit
his head?
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
Why was the lady's hair
Because she was always teasing it.
How can you avoid falling hair?
out of the way.