#41
What happens when you throw
one banana to
two hungry Apes?
A banana split!
#42
What happens if you cross an Ape with an
octopus?
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
#43
What happens if you cross
a parrot with a
Gorilla?
Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd

listen!
#44
What happened when the Ape won
the door
prize?
He didn't take it - he already had a door!
#45
What gives a gorilla good taste?
Four years
in an Ivy League school!
#46
What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a
pretty
girl?
I can't help it - she brings out the beast in
me!
#47
What does a Gorilla learn first in
school?
The Apey-cees!
#48
What does a Gorilla attorney study?
The Law
of the jungle!
#49
What do you feed a 600 pound
Gorilla?
Anything it wants!
#50
What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to

Paris?
Ape Suzettes!
#51
What did the great Ape
shout to the pilots
who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
Listen, hotshots, don't
monkey around with me!
#52
What did the great Ape say as he plummeted
from the
skyscraper?
Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!
#53
What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign,
'Clean
Washroom'?
He cleaned it!
#54
What did the Gorilla call his first

wife?
His prime-mate!
#55
What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a

gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?
Paul,
stop monkeying around!
#56
What did George Washington have to do with
Gorillas?
As little as possible, dummy!
#57
If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great

Lakes, what will it become?
Wet!
#58
If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in
a bedroom, what do you
have?
A very large bedroom.
#59
If George
Raft's wife gave birth to twin
Gorillas, would they be the Apes of
Raft?
#60
How does a Gorilla become another
animal?
When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the

big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!