What happens when you throw
one banana to
two hungry Apes?
A banana split!
What happens if you cross an Ape with an
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
What happens if you cross
a parrot with a
Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd
What happened when the Ape won
He didn't take it - he already had a door!
What gives a gorilla good taste?
in an Ivy League school!
What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a
I can't help it - she brings out the beast in
What does a Gorilla learn first in
What does a Gorilla attorney study?
of the jungle!
What do you feed a 600 pound
Anything it wants!
What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to
What did the great Ape
shout to the pilots
who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
Listen, hotshots, don't
monkey around with me!
What did the great Ape say as he plummeted
Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!
What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign,
He cleaned it!
What did the Gorilla call his first
What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a
gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?
stop monkeying around!
What did George Washington have to do with
As little as possible, dummy!
If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great
Lakes, what will it become?
If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in
a bedroom, what do you
A very large bedroom.
Raft's wife gave birth to twin
Gorillas, would they be the Apes of
How does a Gorilla become another
When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the
big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!