What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at
The landlord said "Sorry, we don't serve
Which ghost ate too much porridge?
What do you call the ghost who is a
Why did the ghost work at
He was the Chief In-Spectre.
Why did the ghost go to the funfair.
wanted to go on the rollerghoster.
What do you call a ghost that stays out all
Afresh air freak.
What did the papa ghost say
to the baby
Fasten your sheet belt.
How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a
By appearing in television spooktaculars.