#61
What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at
his
local pub?
The landlord said "Sorry, we don't serve
spirits."
#62
Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.
#63
What do you call the ghost who is a

child-rearing expert?
Dr Spook.
#64
Why did the ghost work at
Scotland Yard?

He was the Chief In-Spectre.
#65
Why did the ghost go to the funfair.
He
wanted to go on the rollerghoster.
#66
What do you call a ghost that stays out all

night?
Afresh air freak.
#67
What did the papa ghost say
to the baby
ghost.
Fasten your sheet belt.
#68
How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a

living?
By appearing in television spooktaculars.