#41
How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly

flat?
You use a spirit level.
#42
Did you hear about the sick ghost?
He had
oooooo-ping cough.
#43
Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.
#44
Ghost: Are you coming to my party?
Spook:
Where is it?
Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the
morgue the
merrier.
#45
A butler came running into his important
master's
office.
"Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the corridor. What
shall I do with
him?" Without looking up from his work the master
said, "Tell him I
can't see him."
#46
What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.
#47
Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.
#48
What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.
#49
What did one
ghost say to another?
I'm
sorry, but I just don't believe in people.
#50
Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated
into
my room!
Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing
through.
#51
What do you call a ghost who only
haunts the
Town Hall?
The nightmayor.
#52
What do you get is you cross a ghost with a

packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
#53
What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.
#54
Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.
#55
A man was staying in a big old
house and in
the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said,
"I have
been walking these corridors for 300 years."
The man said, "in that
case, can you tell me the way to the
toilet?"
#56
Did you hear about the
ghost who enjoyed
doing housework?
He used to go round with the oooo-ver.
#57
Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to

fly?
He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.
#58
Did you hear about the ghost comedian?
He
was booed off stage.
#59
What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.
#60
What is a ghost
boxer called?
A
phantomweight.