Why is a ghost like an empty house?
there's no body there!
How did the bootician style the ghost's hair?
With a scare dryer!
What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
What do you call a
ghost at midnight?
sheet in the dark!
Student l: "Did
you know that ghosts are
protected by the Constitution?"
Student 2: "They are?"
"Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!"
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Where would you take a ghost for lunch?
This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't
think what possessed her.
ghosts say when a girl footballer is
sent off ?
Ban-she, ban-she !
Q: What directions did the
ghost give the
goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."
Q: How do ghosts fly from
one place to
another? A: By scareplane.
One night, after closing time a
sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral
floats in through the door. The barman, being an exceptionally cool
kind of guy, asks "yeah, what do you want?". The phantom hound
explains, in a haunting voice "I've lost my tail...... and cannot rest
a kindly barman stitches it back-on". At this request the barman
stands back astonished and says to the phantom dog..... "Sorry, but
don't re-tail spirits at this time of night".
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for
rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Why were the ghosts wet and tired?
just dread-ged the lake.
Which day of the week do ghosts like best?
What sort of violin does a
Why don't ghosts make good magicians.
can see right through their tricks.
When do ghosts play tricks on each other?
April Ghoul's Day
What is a ghost's favorite Wild West
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty
Spook when you're spooken to.