#21
Why is a ghost like an empty house?
Because
there's no body there!
#22
How did the bootician style the ghost's hair?

With a scare dryer!
#23
What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
A
booloney sandwich!
#24
What do you call a
ghost at midnight?
A
sheet in the dark!
#25
Student l: "Did
you know that ghosts are
protected by the Constitution?"
Student 2: "They are?"
Student 1:
"Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!"
#26
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
#27
Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!
#28
This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't

think what possessed her.
#29
What do
ghosts say when a girl footballer is
sent off ?
Ban-she, ban-she !
#30
Q: What directions did the
ghost give the
goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."
#31
Q: How do ghosts fly from
one place to
another? A: By scareplane.
#32
One night, after closing time a
barman is
sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral
hound
floats in through the door. The barman, being an exceptionally cool

kind of guy, asks "yeah, what do you want?". The phantom hound

explains, in a haunting voice "I've lost my tail...... and cannot rest
until
a kindly barman stitches it back-on". At this request the barman

stands back astonished and says to the phantom dog..... "Sorry, but
we
don't re-tail spirits at this time of night".
#33
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for

rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
#34
Why were the ghosts wet and tired?
They had
just dread-ged the lake.
#35
Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.
#36
What sort of violin does a
ghost play?
A
dreadivarius.
#37
Why don't ghosts make good magicians.
You
can see right through their tricks.
#38
When do ghosts play tricks on each other?
On
April Ghoul's Day
#39
What is a ghost's favorite Wild West

town?
Tombstone.
#40
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty

baby ghost?
Spook when you're spooken to.