#1
What's the first thing ghosts do when they get
into
a car?-
They boo-kle their seatbelts
#2
Where do baby ghosts go during the
day?
Dayscare centers
#3
What did the little ghost give his mom for

Mother's Day?
A booquet of flowers.
#4
What do you call a ghost in a torn

sheet?
A holy terror.
#5
When do ghosts usually appear?
Just before
someone screams.
#6
What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.
#7
Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
At a
ghastly station.
#8
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a

ghost?
Bamboo.
#9
What do you call a ghost with a broken
leg?
Hoblin Goblin.
#10
What's a ghosts favorite ride at the
carnival?
The roller ghosted.
#11
What do ghosts watch if they want to
relax?
Skelly-vision!
#12
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boo !
Boo
who ?
Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !
#13
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A
dead end.
#14
Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always

running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?
She was trying to get ahead !
#15
How can you tell if a ghost is
about to
faint?
He gets pale as a sheet.
#16
What did the mother ghost tell
the kid ghost
when he went out to play?
"Don't get your sheets dirty!"
#17
What is the first thing ghosts do when they get
into a
car?
They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.
#18
What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!
#19
Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?

He was a big-game haunter!
#20
What Central American country has the
most
spooks?
Ghosta Rica!