#41
Why did the lizard go on a diet ?
It weighed
too much for its scales !
#42
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?
A
frog with hiccups !
#43
What do you say if you meet a toad ?
Wart's
new !
#44
Why do frogs have webbed feet ?
To stamp out
forest fires !
#45
When is a car like a frog ?
When it's becing
toad !
#46
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy
?
Hoppalong Cassidy !
#47
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry

?
A hoppercraft !
#48
What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?
Hop in
!
#49
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ?

He had his own frog horn !
#50
What happened when a frog joined the cricket team
?
He bowled long hops !
#51
What jumps up and
down in front of a car ?

Froglights !
#52
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common

?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
#53
What do you call a rich frog ?
A golf blooded
reptile !
#54
How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?
They
sit eggsaminations !
#55
I'd like a new frog, please.
But you bought
one only yesterday. What happened?
It Kermit-ted suicide.
#56
Q: What do you call a frog
with no hind
legs?
A: Unhoppy!!
#57
A librarian was quietly working when three
chickens
walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said "BUK BUK

BUK" Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and
they left.

An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto
the counter,
returned the books they had taken earlier and said "BUK
BUK BUK" Now
convinced she was out of her mind she gave them three
books, they took one
each and left. This time she decided to follow
them. She followed them
down to the local pond and stood horrified
as they threw the books into
the water.

All of a sudden they
flew back out of the pond and a frog stuck it's
head up saying
"RREDIT RREDIT RREDIT!"