#1
Once upon a time, a
beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.
The frog said
to the princess, " I once was a handsome prince until an
evil witch
put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back
into a
prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and

you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and

forever feel happy doing so." That night, while the princess dined on frog

legs,she kept laughing and saying, "I don't THINK so."
#2
A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He

spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the
frog
what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand.
"What's
that?" asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So,
Mr.
Paddywack took the frog in to see the manager and explained the
situation.
The manager then asked the frog what collateral he had
for the loan and
the frog held out his hand. "Oh," said the manager,
"that's a
knickknack Paddywack, give the frog a loan."
#3
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
A: "Baroke,
baroke, baroke."
#4
Q: Why are
frogs so happy?
A: They eat
whatever bugs them!
#5
What does a
frog say when it washes car
windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.
#6
Q: How did the frog cross the
road when a
truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
#7
What do you get if you cross a frog with a

decathlete?
Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
#8
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?
They always
want to play leap-frog with him.
#9
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's
new?
#10
Why did the toad become a
lighthouse keeper?

He had his own frog-horn.
#11
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's
sure fun when you're having flies!
#12
What do you call a rich frog?
A gold-blooded
reptile.
#13
Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ?

Because her husband spawned her affections !
#14
Where do you get frogs eggs ?
At the spawn
shop !
#15
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats
?

In the croakroom !
#16
What happens if you eat a hot frog ?
You'll
croak in no time !
#17
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside

and comes with relish and onions ?
A hot frog !
#18
Whats the world weakest animal ?
A toad, he
croaks if you even touch him !
#19
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ?

Morse toad !
#20
How did the toad die ?
He simply croaked !