#81
Why did the biscuit cry?
Because its mother
had been a wafer so long.
#82
What's the difference between a biscuit and a
monster?
You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big
to fit in
the cup.
#83
What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
A
hamster.
#84
What's the best day to eat bacon?

Fry-day.
#85
What are apricots?
Where monkeys sleep.
#86
Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.

I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite

!
#87
How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in
it.
#88
What sort of soup do
skeletons like?
One
with plenty of body in it.
#89
I'd say he was spineless.
Yes, about as
spineless as cooked spaghetti.
#90
What ghost is handy in the
kitchen?
A
recipe spook.
#91
What's the difference between a homeless and a

pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.
#92
Why did the grape cross the road?

To get
away from the grapefruit.
#93
What's red and invisible?

No
tomatoes.
#94
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese

cookbook ?

100 way to wok your dog.
#95
Q. What's worse
than finding a worm in the
apple you're eating?

A. Finding half a worm.
#96
"May I take your order?" the waiter asked.

"Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?"
"Nothing special sir," he
replied. "We just
tell them straight out that they're going to
die."
#97
At a dinner party, one
of the guests, an
obnoxiously loud young
man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone
and
everything.

When he was served a piece of meat, he
picked it up with his
fork, held it up and smirked: 'Is this
pig?'

Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly: 'Which end of

the fork are you referring to?'
#98
What are the four food groups?

For
bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled.
For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley
and Yeast.
For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.
#99
A man
went into a deli shop and took a seat
at the lunch counter. "Give me a
corned beef sandwich," he
ordered.
"Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu, but I can give you a

sandwich with corned beef in it, like our Midnight Special."
"What's
a Midnight Special?"
"A triple decker with corned beef, tongue,
bologna, tomato, lettuce,
onion, pickle and mayonnaise, on toasted
raisin bread."
"Could you just place a piece of corned beef between two
slices of
white bread and serve it to me on a plate?"
"Why,
sure!" Then, turning to the sandwich man, he sang out: "One
Midnight
Special. Make it one deck, hold the tongue, bologna, tomato,
lettuce,
onion, pickle and mayonnaise, and make the raisin bread white,

untoasted!"
#100
The
American tourist in Dublin had been
complaining a great deal about the
food.

"Here," he said to the
waitress holding out a piece of meat for
inspection, "do you call
that pig?"

"Which end of the fork, sir?" the waitress asked
sweetly.