#61
What's the fastest cake in the world?

Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.
#62
My Aunt Maud had so many candles
on her last
birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !
#63
Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch

Doll?
Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!
#64
What do you call two
rows of cabbages ?
A
dual cabbageway !
#65
Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found
you
with your fingers in the butter again?
That's funny, Mom. I can't
remember either.
#66
Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is

butter made from imitation cows.
#67
And what's your name?" the
secretary asked
the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first
name's not Roland,"
smirked the secretary. "No, ma'am. It's
Brendan."
#68
How do you know that a elephant's been in the
fridge?
There are foot prints in the butter. "
#69
What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered
host.
#70
Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are
we running so
fast?" asked one.
"Because," said the second, "it
says 'tear along the dotted
line'!"
#71
Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are

we running so fast?" asked one.
"Because," said the second, "it
says 'tear along the dotted
line'!"
#72
What looks just
like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.
#73
Why can't you make bread like my mother?
I
would if you could make dough like your father!
#74
Have you heard the story about the
loaf of
bread?
No.
Oh, crumbs.
#75
They say she has a sharp tongue.
Yes, she can
slice bread with it.
#76
Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to

instil good table manners in her girls?
She told them that a
well brought girl never crumbles her bread or
rolls in her soup.
#77
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
slice
of bread.
Doctor: You've got to stop loafing around.
#78
Why did your brother give up his job in the
biscuit factory?
Because he went crackers.
#79
What did the biscuit say when it
saw two
friends knocked down?
Crumbs!
#80
Have you got any broken
biscuits?
Yes, I
have.
Well, you shouldn't be so clumsy!