#41
A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in

Ireland. "I'll have fish and chips twice," he orders. "Sure, I heard

you the first time," came the reply.
#42
My brother's on a seafood
diet.
Really?

Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.
#43
What happens
if you play tabletennis with a
bad egg?
First it goes ping, then it goes pong.
#44
At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after
egg from a little
boy's ear.
"There!" he said proudly. "I bet
your Mum can't produce eggs
without hens, can she?"
"Oh yes, she
can," said the boy. "She keeps ducks."
#45
How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
She
holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with

fright.
#46
Three cookies were crossing the road when the

first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he
reached
the pavement in safety?
Crumbs!
#47
What's the difference between a vampire
and
a cookie?
You can't dip a vampire in your tea.
#48
Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to
come
away from that cookie tin?
No more, mom. It's empty.
#49
An
irate woman burst into the baker's shop
and said, "I sent my son in for
two pounds of cookies this morning
but when I weighed them there was
only one pound. I suggest you
check your scales." The baker looked at
her calmly for a moment or two
and then replied, "Ma'am, I suggest you
weigh your son."
#50
Boy: What's black, slimy,
with hairy legs
and eyes on stalks?
Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about
what's in the tin.
#51
I went to see my doctor to see if he could help

me give up smoking.
What did he say?
He suggested that every
time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a
bar of chocolate.

Did that do any good?
No - I can't get the chocolate to light.
#52
Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the

larder yesterday, and now there's only one. Why?
Fred: I
don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see the other
one.
#53
Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula:
Marshmallows,
chocolate fudge cake...
#54
What cheese is made
backwards?
Edam.
#55
Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch
today. .
Cook: There is.
Fred: No, there isn't. There's only
cheese pie.
Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.
#56
What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.
#57
What did the snake say when he was offered a
piece of
cheese for dinner?
Thank you, I'll just have a
slither.
#58
What
cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.
#59
Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones?
Mrs
Jones: Yes, very much.
Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't
have any taste.
#60
Flo: Try some of my sponge cake.
Joe: It's a
bit tough.
Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the
chemist this
morning.