Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. He
was feeling crummy!
Q: What do you call cheese that's not
A: Nacho cheese!
What's a doll's favorite food?
What do you call an egg from outer space?
unidentified flying omelet!
Q: What do you call a
fake noodle?
A: An
Q: What did one strawberry say to the
A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"
you hear about the two peanuts walking in
the woods?
One was "a-salted."
What's a fresh vegetable? One that insults a
What vegetable needs a plumber?
A leek.
Would you like a duck egg for supper?
Only if
you quack it for me.
Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?

Why? Do I look like one?
Several women were discussing what they should
have for
dinner. "If you're watching your weight," came one
"those diet frozen dinners are good." The man then added: "But
get two.
They're small."
What what can you make from baked beans
and onions?
A: Tear gas.
WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a

nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"
thanks. I'm too tired. Let's just eat at home."
WIFE: The 2 things I cook best
are meatloaf
and apple pie.
HUSBAND: Which is this?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Butter who ?
Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beef !
who ?
Beef fair now !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bean !
who ?
Bean working very hard today !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bacon !
who ?
Bacon a cake for your birthday !
What do you get if you cross an alien and a

hot drink ?
Gravi-tea !