#1
Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. He
was feeling crummy!
#2
Q: What do you call cheese that's not
yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
#3
What's a doll's favorite food?
Barbie-Q!
#4
What do you call an egg from outer space?
An
unidentified flying omelet!
#5
Q: What do you call a
fake noodle?
A: An
Impasta.
#6
Q: What did one strawberry say to the
other?
A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"
#7
Did
you hear about the two peanuts walking in
the woods?
One was "a-salted."
#8
What's a fresh vegetable? One that insults a
farmer.
#9
What vegetable needs a plumber?
A leek.
#10
Would you like a duck egg for supper?
Only if
you quack it for me.
#11
Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?

Why? Do I look like one?
#12
Several women were discussing what they should
have for
dinner. "If you're watching your weight," came one
suggestion,
"those diet frozen dinners are good." The man then added: "But
get two.
They're small."
#13
Q:
What what can you make from baked beans
and onions?
A: Tear gas.
#14
WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a

nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"
HUSBAND: "No
thanks. I'm too tired. Let's just eat at home."
#15
WIFE: The 2 things I cook best
are meatloaf
and apple pie.
HUSBAND: Which is this?
#16
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Butter
!
Butter who ?
Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !
#17
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beef !
Beef
who ?
Beef fair now !
#18
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bean !
Bean
who ?
Bean working very hard today !
#19
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bacon !
Bacon
who ?
Bacon a cake for your birthday !
#20
What do you get if you cross an alien and a

hot drink ?
Gravi-tea !