Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were
having a great day catching fish.
The first blonde said "This
is such a great spot, we need to mark it
so we can come back."
The second blonde proceeded to put a mark on the side of the boat.
The first blonde asked "What are you doing?"
blonde replied "Marking the spot."
"Don't be stupid" the first
blonde said. "What if we don't get the
same boat next time?"
One day, two guys Joe and Bob
fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge they're
and Bob takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. He does
until the funeral service passes by.
Joe then said "Gee Bob, I
didn't know you had it in you!"
Bob then replies " It's the
least I could do. After all I was married
to her for 30 years."
The fishing season hasn't opened and a
fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a
stranger approaches and asks "Any luck?"
"Any luck? This is a
wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream
yesterday" he boasts.
"Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stranger.
"Well, meet the new game warden."
gulped the fisherman. "Well, do you know who I am?"
"Meet the biggest liar in the state."
A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern
Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake
for its fishing
The game warden asked the man, "Do
you have a license to catch those
The man replied to
the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
the warden replied.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here
fish down to the lake and let
them swim around for a while. I whistle
and they jump back into their
buckets, and I take em home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here,
you. It really works."
"O.K. I've GOT to see this!" The game
warden was curious.
The man poured the fish in to the river and
stood and waited. After
several minutes, the game warden turned to
the man and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" the man respond
"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden
"Call who back?" the man asked.
"What fish?" the man asked.
Two guys are talking about fishing. One says
to the other, "I am
NEVER going to take my wife fishing with me,
"That bad, huh"
"She did everything wrong! She
did everything wrong! She talked too
much, made the boat rock
constantly, tried to stand up in the boat,
baited the hook wrong, used
the wrong lures and WORST of all she caught more
fish than me!"
Far away in the tropical waters of the
Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin
the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being
and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally
one day Justin
said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being
a prawn, I wish
I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries
It was well known that a certain lake was very
fishing up north, but a game warden happened to notice
that one guy kept
coming home with his limit of fish on several
occations. He asked the guy:
"How is it that you are catching fish out of
that lake when no one
else can?" The guy replied: "Well I am going
back up there tommorow, why
don't you come along?" And, so the
warden did. They were in the boat
when the fisherman reached over and
lit a stick of dynamite and then
tossed it overboard. BOOM!!! There
were fish floating to the surface all
over! The game warden freaked
out, and said: "You can't do that!
That's illeagal!" The
fisherman reached over and lit another stick and
said: "Are you going to
fish, or talk?"
Q:what did the fish say when he hit the
Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing
If you're fishing on ice, you should
tell a joke on ice. WHY???
The ice will crack up!
Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with
no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave,
guy walks up cuts a hole in the ice beside him, and starts
fish as fast a he can drop his hook in the water.
can't believe it, he yells over " whats your secret?"
"woogatkakeptewrwm" he answers back.
"what did you say?" replies Bob.
The man spits a large ball of worms on the ice and says to Bob,
have to keep your worms warm".