#41
Why do penguins eat fish?
Because donuts
get soggy before they can catch them.
#42
Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea
?
Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key
outside
!
#43
What did the sardine call the
submarine ?

A can of people !
#44
Why is a fish easy to weigh ?
Because it
has its own scales !
#45
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?

'Your plaice or mine' !
#46
Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?
Jack
the kipper !
#47
What is dry on the outside, filled with water
and
blows up buildings ?
A fish tank !
#48
What fish do road-menders use ?
Pneumatic
krill !
#49
What do you call a literary fish?
Salmon
Rushdie!
#50
What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !
#51
What TV game show do fish like best?
Name
that tuna!
#52
Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The

first one says to the other "can you smell fish?".
#53
What do you get if you cross a salmon, a
bird's leg
and a hand ?
Birdsthigh fish fingers !
#54
What kind of money
do fishermen make ?

Net profits !
#55
What bit of fish doesn't make sense ?
The
piece of cod that passeth all understanding !
#56
Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !
#57
Why are fish so smart?
They are always in
schools!
#58
What do you call a fish with no eyes ?

Fish !
#59
How do fish go into business ?
The start
on a small scale !
#60
When fish play football, who
is the
captain ?
The team's kipper !