What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.
Where are most fish found ?
Between the
head and the tail !
What kind of fish is useful in freezing
weather ?
Skate !
How do you communicate
with a fish?
drop it a line!
Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for
things hook, line and sinker!
What's a sea serpent's favourite
Fish and ships!
What do you call a big fish who makes you an

offer you can't refuse ?
The Codfather !
What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !
What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?

Tsardines !
What will santa bring your fish this

A scale letrix!
Why are gold fish orange ?
The water makes
them rusty !
What was the name of Tom
Huckleberry Fin!
Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear

Because they have electric 'eels !
What did the
fish do when his piano
sounded odd?
He called the piano tuna!
Why are fish cleverer than humans?
seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
What do naked fish play with ?

Bare-a-cudas !
What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !
What do you get if you cross
an abbot with
a trout ?
Monkfish !
Which fish dresses the best?
The Swordfish
- It always looks sharp!
Where do fish
come from?