#21
What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.
#22
Where are most fish found ?
Between the
head and the tail !
#23
What kind of fish is useful in freezing
weather ?
Skate !
#24
How do you communicate
with a fish?
You
drop it a line!
#25
Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for
things hook, line and sinker!
#26
What's a sea serpent's favourite
meal?
Fish and ships!
#27
What do you call a big fish who makes you an

offer you can't refuse ?
The Codfather !
#28
What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !
#29
What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?

Tsardines !
#30
What will santa bring your fish this

christmas?
A scale letrix!
#31
Why are gold fish orange ?
The water makes
them rusty !
#32
What was the name of Tom
Sawyer's
fish?
Huckleberry Fin!
#33
Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear

?
Because they have electric 'eels !
#34
What did the
fish do when his piano
sounded odd?
He called the piano tuna!
#35
Why are fish cleverer than humans?
Ever
seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
#36
What do naked fish play with ?

Bare-a-cudas !
#37
What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !
#38
What do you get if you cross
an abbot with
a trout ?
Monkfish !
#39
Which fish dresses the best?
The Swordfish
- It always looks sharp!
#40
Where do fish
come from?
Finland!