#1
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the

fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just
then he
happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a
worm. The
fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.
Feeling sorry
for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him
up again and poured
a little beer down his throat. Then he went
about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his
pant leg. Looking
down, he saw the same snake with three more worms
in his
mouth...
#2
Why men like to fishing so much?
They
finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
#3
What do dirty fish read?
Prawno
Magazines!
#4
What fish only swims at night ?
A starfish
!
#5
To whom do fish go to borrow money ?
The
loan shark !
#6
What fish make the best sandwich?
A peanut
butter and jellyfish
#7
How do the fish get to school ?
By octobus
!
#8
How do you get around fast on the bottom of
the sea?
Skates!
#9
What fish is best to have in a boat?
A
Sailfish.
#10
What is a knight's favourite fish?
A
swordfish!
#11
Why should you use six hooks on your fishing

line?
eFISHancy!
#12
What kind of a fish does
your Parrot sit
on?
A Perch!
#13
Where do you go to meet the
best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.
#14
How do you post a fish?
You send it COD
... or first bass mail
#15
What do you call a man
with a large
flatfish on his head?
Ray!
#16
Why are fish no good at tennis?
They don't
like to get too close to the net!
#17
How did the fish's tail get stuck in
the
anchor chain?
It was just a fluke!
#18
What's the best way to catch a fish?
Have
someone throw it at you.
#19
What do you get if you cross a trout with an

apartment ?
A flat fish !
#20
How do you
tune a fish?
With its
scales!