Having arrived at the edge of the river, the
fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just
happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a
fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.
for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him
up again and poured
a little beer down his throat. Then he went
about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his
pant leg. Looking
down, he saw the same snake with three more worms
Why men like to fishing so much?
finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
What do dirty fish read?
What fish only swims at night ?
To whom do fish go to borrow money ?
loan shark !
What fish make the best sandwich?
butter and jellyfish
How do the fish get to school ?
How do you get around fast on the bottom of
What fish is best to have in a boat?
What is a knight's favourite fish?
Why should you use six hooks on your fishing
What kind of a fish does
your Parrot sit
Where do you go to meet the
It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.
How do you post a fish?
You send it COD
... or first bass mail
What do you call a man
with a large
flatfish on his head?
Why are fish no good at tennis?
like to get too close to the net!
How did the fish's tail get stuck in
It was just a fluke!
What's the best way to catch a fish?
someone throw it at you.
What do you get if you cross a trout with an
A flat fish !
How do you
tune a fish?