A boy from France
comes to America. He
wants to learn some new words so he goes to the
airport and learns
"take off." Then he learnes "zebra" from the zoo and
"baby" from the
hospital. Then he goes home and says, ''Mommy, I
learned new words
today.'' She says, "Great, honey what did you
learn?" He says,
A Texan, a Russian, and
a New Yorker go
into a restaurant in London.

''Excuse me, but if you wanted the
steak you might not get one as
there is a shortage due to the mad
cow disease,'' says the waiter.

The Texan says, ''What's a

The Russian says, ''What's a steak?''

The New Yorker says, ''What's excuse me?''
Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a
A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves
Q: What's the capital of

Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road?
He saw some American do it on TV.
Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs?
Because it's their national bird.
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber
A: Roberto.
Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes
to visit a
temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a

At the starting point towards the Temple, a man tells Sardarji
that it
will be better to take his car in reverse to the top of Mt.
Abu as
there will be no space at the top to turn around up there.

So, as per the guidelines given by the man, The Sardarji, goes to
top of Mt. Abu in reverse.

After sometime the Sardarji
comes down of the hill in reverse..

When the man sees him, he
asks the Sardarji why he came down the hill
in a reverse gear.

The Sardarji replies that he got some space at the top of the hill
he reversed his car.
Once there were two chinese
gentlemen named
Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happened to be
competitive. One day Mr. Ho decided to start a shoe business, he

named his store WE DO SHOE. now Mr. Chen decided he must compete with Mr.

Ho, so he started a shoe business right next door to Mr. Ho's store
he named it SHOE DO WE.
Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese

and a Mexican man?
A: A car thief who can't drive!
Q: What
county in Ireland hates "South
A: Killkenny.
A man once asked Gandhi what he thought
western civilization.

Ghandi replied, ''I think it would be a
good idea.''
Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too
much tea?
A: He drowned in his teapea.
A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman
sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around. The
Englishman says,
''There's a pub in the West Midlands where the landlord
buys you a
drink for every that you buy.'' The Scot is not
impressed and says,
''That's nothing! In the Highlands every time you
buy a drink the
landlord buys you five.'' At this point the
Englishman is fairly
impressed. The Irishman, totally unimpressed, says
''That's nothing. In
Dublin there's this pub where the landlord
buys your drinks all night, and
then when the bar shuts he takes
you into a room and makes love to
you.'' The Scot and Englishman
are well impressed and ask if the Irishman
goes there a lot. He
replies ''No, but my sister told me about
An American businessman goes to Japan on a

business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at
hotel if there's any place around where he can get American
food. The
concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place
that just
opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the
businessman the phone
number, and he goes back to his room and orders a
pizza. Thirty minutes
later, the delivery guy shows up to the door
with the pizza. The
businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing
uncontrollably. He asks the
delivery man, ''What the heck did you
put on this pizza?'' The
delivery man bows deeply and says,
''We put on the pizza what you ordered,
pepper only.''
Q: How do you sink a
Polish ship?
Put it in water.
These two Scottish characters are chatting. One
of them then pulls
out an expensive looking pocket watch from his
pocket to check the time.

"That's a fine watch you got there!"
says the other.

"Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my
grandfather," says the guy
with the watch.


"Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."
Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3

astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and

the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of

baggage each. The American decided to take along his wife, the

Englishman decided to take along books to learn how to speak German
whilst the
Russian decided to take along cigarettes. Two years later,
when the
space shuttle landed, there was a big crowd waiting to
welcome them home.
First came the American and his wife and each of
them had a baby in
their arms. Next came the Englishman speaking
fluent German. They both
gave their speeches and got a rousing round of
applause. Suddenly, out
came the Russian with a cigarette in his
mouth. He walked up to the
podium, snarled at the crowd, and asked
"Has anyone got a friggin'
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the
have a new baby. The nurse brings them over a
healthy, bouncy, definitely Caucasian white baby

"Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents.
"What will you name the
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says,
"Well, two
Wong's don't make a white, so I think we
will name him Sum Ting
Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense

A:A refund.