#101
What's big and grey and lives in
a lake
in Scotland ?
The Loch Ness Elephant !
#102
What's grey and goes round and round ?
An
elephant in a washing machine !
#103
What's grey and never needs ironing ?
A
drip dry elephant !
#104
What's grey, stands in a river when it

rains and doesn't get wet ?
An elephant with an umbrella !
#105
What's big and grey and wears a mask
?
The elephantom of the opera !
#106
What's grey and moves at a hundred
miles
an hour ?
A jet propelled elephant !
#107
Why does an elephant
wear sneakers
?
So that he can sneak up on mice !
#108
Why were the
elephants thrown out of the
swimming pool ?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
#109
Why did the elephant paint
himself with
different colours?
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box
!
#110
How does an elephant get down from a tree
?
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
#111
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a
kangaroo
?
Big holes all over Australia !
#112
What do you call an elephant
that flies
?
A jumbo jet !
#113
Why did the elephant
paint his toenails
red ?
So he could hide in the cherry tree !
#114
'We're going to play elephants and
circuses,' said
a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join
in?'
'I'd love to,'replied the teacher. 'What do you want me to
do?'
'You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !'
#115
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's

toes?
A: Slow clowns.