What's big and grey and lives in
a lake
in Scotland ?
The Loch Ness Elephant !
What's grey and goes round and round ?
elephant in a washing machine !
What's grey and never needs ironing ?
drip dry elephant !
What's grey, stands in a river when it

rains and doesn't get wet ?
An elephant with an umbrella !
What's big and grey and wears a mask
The elephantom of the opera !
What's grey and moves at a hundred
an hour ?
A jet propelled elephant !
Why does an elephant
wear sneakers
So that he can sneak up on mice !
Why were the
elephants thrown out of the
swimming pool ?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
Why did the elephant paint
himself with
different colours?
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box
How does an elephant get down from a tree
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a
Big holes all over Australia !
What do you call an elephant
that flies
A jumbo jet !
Why did the elephant
paint his toenails
red ?
So he could hide in the cherry tree !
'We're going to play elephants and
circuses,' said
a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join
'I'd love to,'replied the teacher. 'What do you want me to
'You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !'
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's

A: Slow clowns.