#21
Why is an elephant braver
than a hen
?
Because the elephant isn't chicken !
#22
Why do the elephants have short tails
?
Because they can't remember long stories !
#23
What did the baby elephant get when
the
daddy elephant sneezed ?
Out of the way !
#24
How do you stop an angry elephant from
charging ?
Take away it's credit cards !
#25
My elephants got no trunk ?
How does it
smell ?
Terrible !
#26
How do you hire an elephant ?
Stand it on
four bricks !
#27
Who do elephants get their christmas

presents from ?
Elephanta Claus !
#28
What do
elephants sing at christmas
?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...
#29
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an

elephant ?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers
!
#30
What did the elephant say when the man
grabbed
him by the tail ?
This is the end of me !
#31
What is a baby elephant after he is five
weeks
old ?
Six weeks old !
#32
Why did the elephant jump in
the lake
when it began to rain ?
To stop getting wet !
#33
What did the elephant say to the famous

detective ?
It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !
#34
What do elephants say as a compliment
?
You look elephantastic !
#35
What is an elephants favourite film
?
Elephantasia
#36
Who lost a herd of elephants ?
Big bo peep
!
#37
What do elephants do in
the evenings
?
Watch elevision !
#38
What do you do with old cannon balls
?
Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
#39
What is stronger an elephant or a snail
?
A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its

trunk !
#40
What do you find in an elephants graveyard
?
Elephantoms !