What's big and purple and hugs your Easter

The Easter Barney!
What's red and blue and
sogs up your
Easter basket?
Coloured scrambled eggs
How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
How did the soggy
Easter Bunny dry himself?

With a hare dryer!
Why was the monster sitting in his Easter

He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
Why do we paint
Easter eggs?
it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Why did you drive the lawn mower over your
I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!
What would you get if you crossed the

Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?
The Easter Blarney!
What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his

head in the fan?
It took ears off his life!
Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who

sat on a bee?
It's a tender tail!
"Why are you studying your Easter

"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the

chocolate egg!"
you like something from my Easter
"Here. Have some plastic grass."
Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into

your mouth?"
"Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it
in my ears."
What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on

The Easter Bunana!
What would you get if you crossed the Easter

Bunny with an overstressed person?
An Easter basket case!
Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your
Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."
Boy 1: "Eating Easter
candy won't give you a bruise."
Boy 2: "It will if it's your big
brother's candy!"
What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on

your head?
An Easter bunnet!
What's long and stylish and full of cats?

The Easter Purrade!
What's pink, has five toes, and is
by the Easter Bunny?
His lucky people's foot!
Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
yes. He's a rabbit fan!