#21
What's big and purple and hugs your Easter

basket?
The Easter Barney!
#22
What's red and blue and
sogs up your
Easter basket?
Coloured scrambled eggs
#23
How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
#24
How did the soggy
Easter Bunny dry himself?

With a hare dryer!
#25
Why was the monster sitting in his Easter

basket?
He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
#26
Why do we paint
Easter eggs?
Because
it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
#27
Why did you drive the lawn mower over your
Easter
basket?
I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!
#28
What would you get if you crossed the

Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?
The Easter Blarney!
#29
What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his

head in the fan?
It took ears off his life!
#30
Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who

sat on a bee?
It's a tender tail!
#31
"Why are you studying your Easter

candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the

chocolate egg!"
#32
Would
you like something from my Easter
basket?
"Sure!"
"Here. Have some plastic grass."
#33
Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into

your mouth?"
"Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it
in my ears."
#34
What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on

trees?
The Easter Bunana!
#35
What would you get if you crossed the Easter

Bunny with an overstressed person?
An Easter basket case!
#36
Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your
arm?"
Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."
Boy 1: "Eating Easter
candy won't give you a bruise."
Boy 2: "It will if it's your big
brother's candy!"
#37
What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on

your head?
An Easter bunnet!
#38
What's long and stylish and full of cats?

The Easter Purrade!
#39
What's pink, has five toes, and is
carried
by the Easter Bunny?
His lucky people's foot!
#40
Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
Oh,
yes. He's a rabbit fan!