Why did the rabbit cross the road?
the chicken had his Easter eggs!
Where do Easter bunnies
How many chocolate bunnies can
you put into
an empty Easter basket?
One. After that the basket won't be
How does the Easter Bunny stay
Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What is the best way to send a letter to the
By hare (air) mail.
What has long ears, hops and likes
The e-aster bunny.
What would you get
if you crossed the
Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
What's the difference between
Bunny and a silly monster ?
One's a hare-head and the other's an
Why did the Easter Bunny have to
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He
looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute,
decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
baby chick was a little cheeper!
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
does lots of bare-obics.
What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and
"hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?
What is a dog's favourite Easter
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
Because it's always on a sundae!
How should you send a letter to the Easter
By hare mail!
How do you catch the Easter
in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
What will the Easter Bunny be doing after
One to three for breaking and entering.
Who delivers Easter treats to all the
in the sea?
The Oyster Bunny!
What happened when the
Easter Bunny met the
rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!
How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those
He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.