#1
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because
the chicken had his Easter eggs!
#2
Where do Easter bunnies
dance?
At the
basketball.
#3
How many chocolate bunnies can
you put into
an empty Easter basket?
One. After that the basket won't be
empty.
#4
How does the Easter Bunny stay
healthy?
Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
#5
What is the best way to send a letter to the

Easter Bunny?
By hare (air) mail.
#6
What has long ears, hops and likes
websurfing?
The e-aster bunny.
#7
What would you get
if you crossed the
Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
Hop suey!
#8
What's the difference between
the Easter
Bunny and a silly monster ?
One's a hare-head and the other's an
air-head!
#9
Why did the Easter Bunny have to
fire the
duck?
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
#10
A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He

looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute,
but
he
decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
The
baby chick was a little cheeper!
#11
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
He
does lots of bare-obics.
#12
What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and
goes
"hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?
The Easter
Elephant.
#13
What is a dog's favourite Easter
treat?

Jelly bones!
#14
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!
#15
How should you send a letter to the Easter

Bunny?
By hare mail!
#16
How do you catch the Easter
Bunny?
Hide
in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
#17
What will the Easter Bunny be doing after
Easter?
One to three for breaking and entering.
#18
Who delivers Easter treats to all the
fish
in the sea?
The Oyster Bunny!
#19
What happened when the
Easter Bunny met the
rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!
#20
How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those

eggs?
He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.