#41
What dog takes the money and runs fast!
A
payhound!
#42
What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!
#43
What dog wears contact lenses ?
A cock-eyed
spaniel !
#44
What kind of dog is the smartest?
A great
brain!
#45
What dog would you want on your American football

team?
A golden receiver!
#46
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a

monster ?
Terrier-fied !
#47
What dog do other dogs go to when they
are
sick?
A docs-hund!
#48
What do you get when you cross a collie with a

trumpet?
A Lassie who plays brassie!
#49
What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at
a
busy intersection?
A pointer!
#50
What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather?

A faint Bernard!
#51
Every time I tell my English Setter to stop
barking, it
never does!
What does it do?
It just stands on its
back two legs and quotes Shakespeare!
What?
Yeah, it says, "To
bark or not to bark that is the question!" and
keeps on barking!
#52
What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an
elephant?
A tusky!
#53
What dog wears a white coat and does science

experiments?
Labs!
#54
What kind of dog can tell time?
A
clockshund!
#55
What kind of dog always needs a shave?
A
bearded collie!
#56
What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no

hair?
A bald beagle!
#57
What kind of dog is the most colorful?
A paint
Bernard!
#58
What dog is always tired in London?
An English
sleep dog.
#59
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?
A bud
hound !
#60
What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?
Wire
haired terriers !!