What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?
What did the dog use to make his
When does a dog go "moo" ?
When it is learning
a new language !
Why didn't the dog
speak to his foot
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
Why is a dog like a baseball
runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
How many hairs are in a dog's tail?
are all on the outside.
How did the dog make anti-freeze?
He stole her
What do you call an alcoholic dog ?
Alsation: How did you find the fleas?
I didn't! They found me!
Where will a springer spaniel never shop?
What is your dog's favorite breakfast?
How do you make a dog
scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small
Which dog eats with its tail?
All dogs keep
their tails on when eating.
If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching
band, what's his other favorite instrument to play?
What should you do if you have a basset hound over
Have a short table!
What dog sweats the most and drinks the most
How can you make a basset hound fast?
away its food!
What dogs never get lost?
When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?
Only when they snap at something!
What dog always gets on everyone's nerves?