#21
What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!
#22
What did the dog use to make his

kite?
Flypaper.
#23
When does a dog go "moo" ?
When it is learning
a new language !
#24
Why didn't the dog
speak to his foot
?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
#25
Why is a dog like a baseball
player?
He
runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
#26
How many hairs are in a dog's tail?
None. They
are all on the outside.
#27
How did the dog make anti-freeze?
He stole her
blanket.
#28
What do you call an alcoholic dog ?
A whino
!
#29
Alsation: How did you find the fleas?
Beagle:
I didn't! They found me!
#30
Where will a springer spaniel never shop?
At a
flea market!
#31
What is your dog's favorite breakfast?

Pooched eggs!
#32
How do you make a dog
float?
Take two
scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small
dog.
#33
Which dog eats with its tail?
All dogs keep
their tails on when eating.
#34
If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching

band, what's his other favorite instrument to play?
A
trombone.
#35
What should you do if you have a basset hound over
for
dinner?
Have a short table!
#36
What dog sweats the most and drinks the most

water?
A hot-weiler!
#37
How can you make a basset hound fast?
Take
away its food!
#38
What dogs never get lost?
Newfound-lands!
#39
When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?

Only when they snap at something!
#40
What dog always gets on everyone's nerves?
A
great pane!