#161
Doctor, Doctor everyone
keeps
throwing me in the garbage.
Don't talk rubbish!
#162
Doctor these pills you gave me for

BO...
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping out from
under my arms!
#163
Doctor, doctor I keep
thinking
I'm a bee
Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?
#164
Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a
lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!
#165
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from
running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!
#166
Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can
you
give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!
#167
Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm
suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?
#168
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!
#169
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed
my
pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil till I get there
#170
Doctor, Doctor I think I need
glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
#171
Doctor Doctor I swallowed a
bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!
#172
The surgeon told his patient that woke
up after
having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to
operate you
again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves
inside you."

"Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay
for them if you
just leave me alone."
#173
Did you hear the new penalty for

speeding in Illinois?
The first offense they give you Bears tickets
and the second offense
they make you use them.
#174
A doctor and his wife were having a
big
argument at breakfast.
"You aren't so good in bed either!" he
shouted and stormed off to
work.
By midmorning, he decided he'd
better make amends and phoned home.
After many rings, his wife
picked up the phone.
"What took you so long to answer?"
"I was in
bed."
"What were you doing in bed this late?"
"Getting a second
opinion."