Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.
Q. What has
seventy-five balls and screws
old ladies?
A. Bingo!
Q: What did the
elephant say to the naked
A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Q: What's
the difference between a G-Spot
and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q: What's the difference between getting a

divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get
rid of the whole prick!
Q: What's the difference
between a Catholic
wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake
Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and

sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to
wear out the camel.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped
his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest

A: Ask your mother.
Q: What can a
goose do, a duck can't, and a
lawyer should?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.
Why is food better than men?
Because you
don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
What have men and spray paint in common?
squeeze and they're all over you.
Question: Why do men always give their penis a
Answer: Because they don't want a stranger making 95 percent
of their
decisions for them.
Question: What is the difference between a woman

in church and a woman in a bathtub?
Answer: One has hope in her
soul, the other has soap in her
Question: What do you call a lesbian
Answer: A Lickalotopus.
Question: What do you call a
Answer: Mega-sore-ass.
Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down

his pants?
Answer: He heard the snowblower coming.
Question: What's another name for pickled
Answer: Dill-dough.
Question: What's the difference between sin and

Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to
pull it