#21
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A.
Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.
#22
Q. What has
seventy-five balls and screws
old ladies?
A. Bingo!
#23
Q: What did the
elephant say to the naked
man?
A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
#24
Q: What's
the difference between a G-Spot
and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
#25
Q: What's the difference between getting a

divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get
rid of the whole prick!
#26
Q: What's the difference
between a Catholic
wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake
jewelry.
#27
Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and

sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to
wear out the camel.
#28
Q:
What did the cannibal do after he dumped
his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.
#29
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A:
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
#30
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest

children?
A: Ask your mother.
#31
Q: What can a
goose do, a duck can't, and a
lawyer should?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.
#32
Why is food better than men?
Because you
don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
#33
What have men and spray paint in common?
One
squeeze and they're all over you.
#34
Question: Why do men always give their penis a
name?
Answer: Because they don't want a stranger making 95 percent
of their
decisions for them.
#35
Question: What is the difference between a woman

in church and a woman in a bathtub?
Answer: One has hope in her
soul, the other has soap in her
hole.
#36
Question: What do you call a lesbian
dinosaur?
Answer: A Lickalotopus.
#37
Question: What do you call a
gay
dinosaur?
Answer: Mega-sore-ass.
#38
Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down

his pants?
Answer: He heard the snowblower coming.
#39
Question: What's another name for pickled
bread?
Answer: Dill-dough.
#40
Question: What's the difference between sin and

shame?
Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to
pull it
out.