did the former porn actor get fired from
his job as a gas station
Right before the tanks were
full, he would pull out the nozzle and
spray gas all over the
What's the difference between a rooster and a
a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock
women blink during
They don't have time.
Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
When she takes
it off, you wonder where her tits went.
What are three words you dread the most while
"Honey, I'm home."
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a
$3.99 a minute.
What is it when a man talks dirty to
Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
He heard the snow blower coming.
the egg say to the boiling
"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no
big deal unless you're not getting any.
What's the ultimate rejection?
masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
What's the speed limit of sex?
68; at 69 you
have to turn around.
The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.
bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of
battle, in the line of
fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead
soldier. In a hail of
bullets, he dove back to
"Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You
risked your life to save the locations of our secret
"Warehouses?" the private shouted. "I thought you said
Two Marines were sitting around talking one day.
first Marine asked the second Marine, "If they were to drop a
now, what would be the first thing you would
The second Marine said, "I would screw the first thing that moved.
What would you do?"
The first Marine replied, "I would stand
very still for half an
An old man approaches the window of a cinema with
a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the
counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, "Well,
chicken, of course!" "I'm sorry," The girl tells him. "We
allow animals in the cinema." The man goes around the corner
the chicken into his trousers. He returns to the window,
ticket and goes in. Inside the cinema, the chicken starts
to get hot and
begins to squirm, so the man unzips his trousers so
the chicken can stick
it's head out and watch the film. Seated
next to him is a woman. She
looks over at his lap and is horrified.
She elbows her friend Agnes and
whispers, "Agnes, this man over here
has just unzipped his trousers!"
Agnes whispers back, "Oh, don't
worry about it...you've seen one,
you've seen them all." Madge
says, "I KNOW...but this one's eating my