#21
Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
A:
Tyrannosaurus Flex.
#22
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's
Dog?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
#23
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
A:
Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
#24
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb

and a dinosaur together?
A: Dino-mite.
#25
Q: Why didn't the T-rex
skeleton attack
the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!
#26
Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur
with
headphones on?
A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.
#27
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A:
Tea Rex?
#28
Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur

family called?
A: Ptera Don
#29
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her
blouse making
business?
A: Try Sara's Tops
#30
Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use
for the
floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles
#31
Q1: What vehicle does
T-Rex use to go
from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer
#32
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A:
Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
#33
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw

the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!
#34
Q: What's green and purple and goes up and

down?
A: Barney in an elevator.
#35
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a

pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!
#36
Q: What do you get
when dinosaurs crash
their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
#37
Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road

anymore?
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)