Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb

and a dinosaur together?
A: Dino-mite.
Q: Why didn't the T-rex
skeleton attack
the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!
Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur
headphones on?
A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
Tea Rex?
Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur

family called?
A: Ptera Don
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her
blouse making
A: Try Sara's Tops
Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use
for the
floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles
Q1: What vehicle does
T-Rex use to go
from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw

the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!
Q: What's green and purple and goes up and

A: Barney in an elevator.
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a

A: Down in the mouth!
Q: What do you get
when dinosaurs crash
their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)