#1
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur

with a pig?
Jurassic pork!
#2
Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?
A: A
tri-syrup-tops.
#3
Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!
#4
Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

A: Bronco-saurus!
#5
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you
awake at
night ?
Bronto-snore-us !
#6
What followed the dinosaur ?
It's tail
!
#7
What are prehistoric monsters called when
they
sleep ?
A dinosnore !
#8
What's red on the
outside and green on
the inside?
A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
#9
Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?
To make
sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.
#10
How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting
your house?
His tricycle will be parked outside.
#11
How can you tell a male
dinosaur from a
female dinosaur?
Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if
she answers, it's
female.
#12
Why do dinosaurs climb trees?
There's
nothing else to climb in the jungle.
#13
Why don't dinosaurs take ballet
lessons?
They outgrew their leotards.
#14
Why does a
dinosaur climb a tree?
To
get in his nest.
#15
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle

between two and four in the afternoon?
That's when dinosaurs are
jumping out of palm trees.
#16
Why did the dinosaur walk on two

legs?
To give the ants a chance.
#17
Why don't more dinosaurs join the police

force?
They can't hide behind billboards.
#18
Why does a dinosaur have cracks
between
his toes?
To carry his library card.
#19
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat

hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!
#20
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the
factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!