"I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge
you hundred dollars for
pulling your boy's tooth."
dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only
dollars for such work!"
"Yes," replied the dentist, "but this youngster
yelled so terribly
that he scared out four other patients out of
Patient: "It must be
tough spending all
day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I just think of it
as having my hands in their
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help
Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful
Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.
There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I
want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.
A husband and wife entered the
office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want
or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as
quickly as possible."
"You're a brave man," said the dentist.
"Now, show me which tooth
The husband turns to his
wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the
dentist which tooth it
"I came in to
make an appointment with the
dentist." said the man to the receptionist.
"I'm sorry sir."
she replied. "He's out right now, but..."
interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient.
"When will he be out
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth,
but don't worry it will take just five minutes.
Patient: And how
much will it cost?
Dentist: It's $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just
a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you
A patient came to
his dentist with problems
with his teeth.
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I
Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help me? Could you
give out a few of your loudest,
Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time.
are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I
to miss the four o'clock ball game.