What did the dentist say to the
"You have a hole in one. "
At what time do most people go to the
At tooth-hurty (2:30).
I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted

yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?
right, Sir.
So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre
with a friend?
That was my dentist.
Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist

complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out.

After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do

you brush?"

"Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!"

"What do you brush with?" asked the dentist,

"Preparation H," said the redneck.
Father: Don't you feel better now
you've gone to the dentist?
Son: Sure do. He wasn't in.
Patient: Hey, that tooth
you pulled
wasn't the one I wanted pulled.
Dentist: Relax, I'm coming to it.
Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the
and silver in my mouth?
Dentist: Don't smile in a bad
Dentist: Don't worry. I'm
Patient: I'm not.
I'm suffering from bad breath
You should
do something about it!
I did.
I just sent my wife to the
Who has
the most dangerous job in
Dracula's dentist.
Why was the man arrested for looking at sets
of dentures in a dentist's
Because it was against the
law to pick your teeth in public.
As the judge said to the dentist: Do you

swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the

Why are you laughing?
My dentist just
pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh
about in that.

But it was the wrong one!
Nigel: You said
the school dentist would
be painless, but he wasn't.
Teacher: Did he hurt you?
No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.
Fred's mother was on the
telephone to the
boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she
complained, "I
thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but you've
charged me
"It is usually $20, ma'am," agreed the dentist, "but Fred yelled
loudly that three of my other patients ran away!"
Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking
and I keep needing to eat doctors.
Doctor: Oh what a
shame. I'm a dentist.
What did the
werewolf eat after he'd had
his teeth taken out?
The dentist.
How many dentists does it take to change a

light bulb?
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to
extract the light
bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink
Why did the dentist
make a poor date with
the manicurist?
Because they fought both tooth and nail!
What does
the dentist of the year get?...A
little plaque.