While I was
waiting to see the dentist, a
woman came out of his inner office
smiling. Nodding to me, she
said, "Thank goodness my work is completed. I'm
so glad to have found
a painless dentist and one who's so gentle and
When seated in the dentist chair, I related the
incident to the
doctor. He laughed and explained, "Oh, that was just my
requested the dentist, as he
began his examination of the patient. "Good God
!" he said
startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen
- the biggest
cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the
patient. "I'm scared
enough without you saying something like that twice."
"I didn't !"
said the dentist. "That was the echo."
Anyone know the six most frightening words in
the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now."
What did the tooth say to the departing
dentist?...Fill me in when you get back
What did the dentist say to the
computer?...This won't hurt a byte
Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary
already taking out a tooth
Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the
What was the dentist doing in
for the Root Canal
What did the dentist see at the
Pole?...A molar bear
What does a dentist do on a
coaster?...He braces himself
What game did the dentist play
was a child?...Caps and robbers
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a
A month later he was picking his teeth
What time is it when you have to go to the
Tooth Hurty !
What do you call a dentist in the army ?
drill sergeant !
What do you call the Scottish dentist
Phil McCavity !
What is a dentist's office?
Why do people dislike going to
Because he is boring.
What is a drill team?
A group of dentists
who work together.
Why do dentists like
they are so filling.
Why does a dentist seem moody?
always looks down in the mouth.