Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last
night. I
dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus
girls in the
world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a
Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound so terrible."

Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end."
Q. Where do tired linedancers go for
A. Ihop
Q. What do you call a one legged

A. Eileen (I Lean)
Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the
Shoot the Rooster?
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
Q. What do you have when only one line dancer

comes to your party?
A. A One Liner!