#21
Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?
Dark
Raver !
#22
How do you make a
tissue dance ?
Put a
little boogie in it !
#23
I've been invited to an avoidance.
An
avoidance? What's that?
It's a dance for people who hate each
other.
#24
Where can you dance in California?
San
Frandisco.
#25
What do you get if you cross an insect and a

dance ?
A cricket ball !
#26
What do you call someone who dances on cars
?
A morris dancer !
#27
What sort of dance do fish do at
parties
?
The conga !
#28
What did the overweight
ballet dancer
perform ?
The dance of the sugar plump fairy !
#29
Why did the little kid dance on the jar of
jam?
Because the top said, "Twist to open."
#30
What kind of dance do buns do?
Abundance.
#31
What is the difference between a dancer and a
duck?
One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on
her
beautiful legs.
#32
What dance do you do when summer is
over?
Tango (tan go).
#33
What dance do hippies hate?
A square
dance.
#34
What dance did the
Pilgrims do?
The
Plymouth Rock.
#35
What animals are poor dancers?
Four-legged
ones, because they have two left feet.
#36
How do they dance in Arabia?
Sheik-to-sheik
(cheek).
#37
Two fonts walk into a line
dance club. The
barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your
type here."
#38
Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance
floor?
A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
#39
Q. Where can you dance in California?
A. San
Fran-disco
#40
What's a vampire's favorite dance?
The
Fang Tango.