Q. How many line
dance instructors does it
take to change a light bulb?
A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
Q. What's the difference between a
dance instructor and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you sit down while
he hurts you.
What do cows like to line dance to ?
Any kind
of moosic you like !
What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
My dance partner dumped me for my best
Why? Was he a better dancer?
Don't know, I never met him.
Q. What do tired line dancers do?
A. They
Line Down :-)
Which dance will a chicken not do ?
foxtrot !
What is a duck's favorite dance ?
quackstep !
What is a frog's favorite dance?
The Lindy
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very

old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her

class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then
side-step and turn around."
Q. What do you call a line
dancer on a
A. An Ocean "Liner"
These two friends are about to go to
a club.
One of them has a wooden eye. He said ''If someone says
about my eye, i'm gonna snap.'' They get there, and he asks a

girl to dance. She says, ''Would I?''
Why did the two knives go to the dance

Because they both looked sharp!
What's a vampire's favorite dance?
What do baby swans dance to ?

Cygnet-ure-tunes !
Why don't dogs make good dancers ?
they have two left feet !
Which dances do the burgers do best?
burger-loo and the char char!
An avid line dancing couple
go to the doctor
for a check up because they are having trouble
remembering anything
but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in
health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may
their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up

to go the kitchen and the wife asks for a dish of ice cream, suggesting

that maybe he write it down. He says "I don't need to write it
She says "Well I want Strawberries on it, so maybe you better
write it
down" "I don"t need to write it down" He says and walks off
in a
huff. Twenty minutes later he comes back with a plate of bacon
and eggs.
"I told you to write it down" she says, "You forgot my

How do you see that a linedancer came from
and not from the Netherlands?
He wears the cardboard box on
his boots.
Q. What is good for your soul but not your
A. Linedancing!