#21
Why is a sinking ship like a
person in
jail?
Because it needs bailing out.
#22
When did the criminal get smart?
When the
judge threw the book at him.
#23
What three letters in the alphabet frighten

criminals?
F.B.I.
#24
What kind of robbery is not dangerous?
A
safe robbery.
#25
What is the difference between a thief and a
church
bell?
One steals from the people, the other peals, from
the steeple.
#26
What diploma do criminals get?
The third
degree.
#27
If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man,
what would
you have?
Organised grime (crime).
#28
Who is the strongest thief?
A
shoplifter.
#29
What kind of thief steals meat?
A
hamburglar.
#30
What hired killer never goes to jail?
The
exterminator.
#31
How do bank robbers send messages?
By flee
mail!
#32
What did the
burglar say to the lady who
caught him stealing her silver?
I'm at your service, ma'am.
#33
'It's a pity
you've gone on hunger
strike,' said the convict's girlfriend on
visiting day. 'Why ?'
'I've put a file in your cake.'
#34
A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and

no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the
floor,
yet in the morning the jailers find him gone. How did he get
out ?
Through the doorway - there were no doors remember !
#35
Policeman: Did you
know your vehicle was
reported stolen?
Criminal: It wasn't when I took it.
#36
Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables
on my desk?
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
#37
Detective: How did you
get into
counterfeiting?
Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at
home."
#38
Detective: Do you think
I should put on
the cuffs?
Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.
#39
Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for

the robbery, boss?
Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a
double-cross.
#40
Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any

good, it only has sentimental value.
Mugger: That's all right.
I'm sentimental.