How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator!
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo
How do bulls drive their cars?
How did the farmer find his lost cow?
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
How did the calf's final exam turn out?
How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a
How did cows feel when the branding iron was
They were very impressed!
Does running out of a
burning barn make a cow
No, only medium rare!
Did you hear about the snobby cow?
she was a cutlet above the rest!
Did you hear about the farmer who
of his tractor in the cow pasture?
No! Did he hurt the cows?
No, he just grazed them!
Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies?
I'll let them go barefoot!
A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows
should be milked.
"Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!"
A man climbed over a fence into a
field to pick
some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby.
Say, farmer. Is that bull
Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!
Why do cows wear bells
Because their horns don't work.
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.
Camper: Heard what?
Farmer: Of cows.
I've heard of cows.
Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd.
what? I have no secrets from cows!
What did the farmer call the cow that would not
give him any milk ?
An udder failure !
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of
A: Laughing stock.