#141
How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator!
#142
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo
stick.
#143
How do bulls drive their cars?
They steer
them!
#144
How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He
tractor down
#145
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
A
Moosician!
#146
How did the calf's final exam turn out?
Grade
A!
#147
How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a
toss-up!
#148
How did cows feel when the branding iron was

invented?
They were very impressed!
#149
Does running out of a
burning barn make a cow
unusual?
No, only medium rare!
#150
Did you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought
she was a cutlet above the rest!
#151
Did you hear about the farmer who
lost control
of his tractor in the cow pasture?
No! Did he hurt the cows?

No, he just grazed them!
#152
Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies?
Bull:
I'll let them go barefoot!
#153
A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows

should be milked.
"Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!"
the farmer
answered.
#154
A man climbed over a fence into a
field to pick
some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby.
Say, farmer. Is that bull
safe?
Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!
#155
Why do cows wear bells
around their
necks?
Because their horns don't work.
#156
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.
Farmer: Not
bunch, herd.
Camper: Heard what?
Farmer: Of cows.
Camper: Sure
I've heard of cows.
Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd.
Camper: So
what? I have no secrets from cows!
#157
What did the farmer call the cow that would not

give him any milk ?
An udder failure !
#158
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of
humor?
A: Laughing stock.