Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
She heard he
was a cowpuncher!
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?
Why are cpws made for dancing?
Where does a cow stop to drink?
Where do steers go to dance?
To the Meat
Where do Russian cows come from?
Where do milk shakes come from?
Where do Danish cows come from?
do cows like to ride on trains?
Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is.
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
To the calf-ateria!
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case!
When is a farmer like a magician?
When he turns
his cow into pasture.
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what
put on his head?
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a
A cud thud!
What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
What's a moo hoo for a young calf?
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two
A bull pull!
What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?