#21
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to
leave her
calf alone?
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
#22
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
She heard he
was a cowpuncher!
#23
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?
She was
pasteurized!
#24
Why are cpws made for dancing?
They're all
born hoofers!
#25
Where does a cow stop to drink?
The milky
way!
#26
Where do steers go to dance?
To the Meat
Ball!
#27
Where do Russian cows come from?
Moscow!
#28
Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous
cows!
#29
Where do Danish cows come from?

Cowpenhagenf
#30
Where
do cows like to ride on trains?
In
the cow-boose.
#31
Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is.
#32
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?

To the calf-ateria!
#33
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!
#34
When is a farmer like a magician?
When he turns
his cow into pasture.
#35
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what
does he
put on his head?
Steer phones!
#36
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a
cow
spits?
A cud thud!
#37
What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
Grass
class!
#38
What's a moo hoo for a young calf?
A new
moo!
#39
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two

longhorns?
A bull pull!
#40
What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
A full
bull!