#1
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with
tanning
oil?
Pre-tanned leather.
#2
Q. What does a cow make when the sun
comes
out?
A. A shadow
#3
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus

?
A cow that can milk itself !
#4
Why do cows like being told jokes ?
Because
they like being amoosed !
#5
What's the best way to make a bull sweat ?

Put him in a tight jumper !
#6
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would
you have ?
Plenty of milk !
#7
What is a cow's
favourite TV show ?
Dr
Moo !
#8
Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into

the fence to keep from hitting the cow!
Was it a Jersey cow?

I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!
#9
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little

longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!
#10
Why was the calf afraid?
He was a cow-herd!
#11
Why was he woman arrested on a
cattle ranch
for wearing a silk dress?
She was charged with rustling!
#12
Why don't cows ever have any
money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!
#13
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?
It
wants to keep it's Stockholm!
#14
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip
cream!
#15
Why did the moron give
the sleepy cow a
hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay!
#16
Why did the farmer put his cow on
the
scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
#17
Why did the
farmer put brandy in the cow's
food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
#18
Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
The
farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
#19
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He
wanted rich milk!
#20
Why did the cow
jump over the moon?
To get
to the Milky Way!