What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with
Q. What does a cow make when the sun
A. A shadow
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus
A cow that can milk itself !
Why do cows like being told jokes ?
they like being amoosed !
What's the best way to make a bull sweat ?
Put him in a tight jumper !
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would
you have ?
Plenty of milk !
What is a cow's
favourite TV show ?
Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into
the fence to keep from hitting the cow!
Was it a Jersey cow?
I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little
He was too much of a bully!
Why was the calf afraid?
He was a cow-herd!
Why was he woman arrested on a
for wearing a silk dress?
She was charged with rustling!
Why don't cows ever have any
Because the farmers milk them dry!
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?
wants to keep it's Stockholm!
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
Why did the moron give
the sleepy cow a
He wanted her to hit the hay!
Why did the farmer put his cow on
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
Why did the
farmer put brandy in the cow's
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
wanted rich milk!
Why did the cow
jump over the moon?
to the Milky Way!