#21
What do you get if you stuff your computer's
disk drive
with herbs?
A thyme machine.
#22
What do you get if you cross a computer with a

hamburger?
A big mac.
#23
What do you get if you cross a computer

with a ballet dancer?
The Netcracker suite.
#24
What do you do if your computer hums?
Tell
it to change its socsks!
#25
What do computer experts do at weekends?
Go
for a disk drive.
#26
What did the mouse say to the
webcam?
Cheese.
#27
What did one mouse say to the other
mouse?
I get a click out of you.
#28
What did one
keyboard say to the other
keyboard?
Sorry, you're not my type.
#29
Want to buy a pocket computer?
No, thanks,
I already know how many pockets I've got.
#30
This computer
you charged me L950 for
doesn't work....and you said it would be
trouble free.
It is, I
charged you L950 for the computer, but you're getting all
that
trouble absolutely free!
#31
Teacher: Shall I put the school computer
on?
Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine.
#32
Teacher: Look at the state of the school

computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in
it!
Pupil: But then it will crack and we won't be able to use it at

all.
#33
Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a

choice of computers to use.
Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the
one we've got or don't
use any at all.
#34
Mum, Mum,
Dad's broken my
computer!
How did he do that?
I dropped it on his head.
#35
I've been sitting at this computer for hours
and I haven't seen a
single website.
That's because you're
supposed to sit facing the screen.
#36
I've been on my computer all night!
Don't
you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone

else?
#37
How do you stop your laptop batteries from

running out?
Hide their trainers.
#38
Helpline? I've just pushed a
piece of
bacon into my disk drive!
Has the computer stopped working?
No, but
there's a lot of crackling.
#39
Customer: I think I've got a bug in my
computer.
Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?
Customer:
Yes.
Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!
#40
Computer
helpline?
Everytime I log onto
the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes
snow white....