#1
Q: Which way did the programmer go?
A: He
went DATA way!
#2
Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?
A.
He uses "windows".
#3
Doctor, doctor, I
keep thinking I'm a
laptop computer.
You're just run down, let me give you some
vitamins.
No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.
#4
Doctor, doctor, I keep
thinking I'm a
computer.
My goodness, you'd better come to my surgery right
away!
I can't, my power cable won't reach that far.
#5
Why do computer teachers never get

sick?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
#6
Why did the duck stick his leg into a

computer?
He wanted to have webbed feet.
#7
Why did the duck stick his leg into a

computer?
He wanted to have webbed feet.
#8
Why did the dish and spoon hide their
computer?
The cat kept fiddling with i.t.
#9
Why
did the computer act crazy?
It had
a screw loose.
#10
Would you like to buy a second-hand
computer?
I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is.
#11
Who sits on Cinderella's
keyboard?
Buttons.
#12
You're spending a lot of time at that

computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?
No, they've always
been blue!
#13
Who holds up
stagecoaches and steals
laptop computers?
Click Turpin
#14
Which kind of ink do you put in your
computer's printer?
Black, Red or Iced?
Iced Ink?
Well, yes you do,
but I didn't want to mention it.
#15
Which football team to you need to connect up
your
computer?
Leeds.
#16
Where is the best place to buy computer
software?
Washington C.D
#17
Where does an elephant carry its laptop?
In
its trunk.
#18
When do computers
go to sleep?
When
it's internight.
#19
What's the difference between your finger and
a
hammer?
I don't know!
Well, you're not using my computer
keyboard then!
#20
What do you get if you take your computer to
an ice
rink?
A slipped disk.