#61
Did you hear about the
Louisiana Tech
professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours,
wondering where
he'd seen himself before?
#62
Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!

Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?
Professor Yes, but
I thought it was mine!
#63
What do you get when you
cross a Texas
Aggie with an ape?
A retarded ape.
#64
Why don't Purdue athletes
eat pickles?

They can't get their heads in the jar.
#65
Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher

stay awake every night?
He was trying to find a cure for
insomnia.
#66
What does the N on the Nebraska
football
helmet stand for?
"Nowledge."
#67
How do you know a Brigham
Young student's
been mowing the lawn?
The welcome mat is destroyed.
#68
Why do University of
Arkansas graduates
tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?
So they can park
in handicapped spaces.
#69
Teenage Driver: But,
officer, I'm a
college man.
Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.
#70
An applicant was being interviewed for
admission
to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inquired the
interviewer,
"where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

"Well,
let's see," replied the student. "It's Wednesday afternoon.
I guess
I'll be on the golf course by now."