Did you hear about the
professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours,
he'd seen himself before?
Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!
Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?
Professor Yes, but
I thought it was mine!
What do you get when you
cross a Texas
Aggie with an ape?
A retarded ape.
Why don't Purdue athletes
They can't get their heads in the jar.
Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher
stay awake every night?
He was trying to find a cure for
What does the N on the Nebraska
helmet stand for?
How do you know a Brigham
been mowing the lawn?
The welcome mat is destroyed.
Why do University of
tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?
So they can park
in handicapped spaces.
Teenage Driver: But,
officer, I'm a
Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.
An applicant was being interviewed for
to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inquired the
"where do you expect to be ten years from now?"
let's see," replied the student. "It's Wednesday afternoon.
I'll be on the golf course by now."