#41
Did you hear about the University of Miami

fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?
#42
How does a New York University psychology
major turn on
his lights in the morning?
By opening the car
door.
#43
What do they call a bunch of Mississippi
football
players standing in a circle holding hands?
A dope ring.
#44
How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten

minutes to answer.
#45
Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking

through the campus. "Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?" "Yes!" "For the

whole basketball team?"
#46
Jeb and Eudell, University of
Michigan
athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside
the
city limits they saw a sign: "CLEAN REST ROOMS." By the time they

got to Cleveland, they'd cleaned 147 Johns.
#47
How many Buckeye
football players does it
take to change a lightbulb?
One. But he gets three hours credit.
#48
Did you hear about the UCLA track
star who
won a gold medal?
He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.
#49
"Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a
Ph.D."
"What does Ph.D. stand for?"
"in his case, Pin-headed Dope."
#50
What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps

at thin air?
Collecting his thoughts.
#51
Why did the Oregon State psychology
major
climb up the chain link fence?
To see what was on the other
side.
#52
How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to
sparkle?
Shine a flashlight in his ears.
#53
What do you
call ten Utah State law
students standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
#54
How many Wake Forest
fraternity brothers
does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
Seventeen. One to do it
and sixteen to shell the M&M's.
#55
Did you hear about the Penn State professor
who
went around in a revolving door for six hours because he
couldn't
remember whether he was going in or coming out?
#56
How do
you measure a Villanova graduate's
I.Q.?
With a tire gauge.
#57
And then there was the UCLA professor
who
opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.
#58
Did you
hear about the Western Kentucky
professor who kissed the door goodbye and
slammed his wife as he went
by?
#59
Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon?
Student:
When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
#60
"Professor, I hear your wife has had twins.

Boys or girls?"
"Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy
but it may be the
other way around."