What's fat and jolly and runs on eight
Father Christmas on roller skates!
What's Father Christmas
called when he
takes a rest while delivering presents ?
Santa pause !
Why is a cat on a beach like
Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
Why does Father Christmas like to work in
the garden ?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe
What do you call a man who claps at
Santapplause !
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a
Now thats what you call pot luck !
What do
you get if you cross Father
Christmas with a detective ?
Santa Clues !
Can I have a broken drum for
The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!
What happens to you at Christmas ?
be happy !
What do you give a train driver for
Platform shoes !
What do you get if you
cross an apple
with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !
Why is a burning candle like being

thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
What did the bald man say when he got
comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
Why are Christmas trees like bad
They both drop their needles !
What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Bells, Jungle bells.. !