#101
What's fat and jolly and runs on eight
wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates!
#102
What's Father Christmas
called when he
takes a rest while delivering presents ?
Santa pause !
#103
Why is a cat on a beach like
Christmas
?
Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
#104
Why does Father Christmas like to work in
the garden ?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe
#105
What do you call a man who claps at
Christmas
?
Santapplause !
#106
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a
competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck !
#107
What do
you get if you cross Father
Christmas with a detective ?
Santa Clues !
#108
Can I have a broken drum for
Christmas?
The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!
#109
What happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule
be happy !
#110
What do you give a train driver for
Christmas
?
Platform shoes !
#111
What do you get if you
cross an apple
with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !
#112
Why is a burning candle like being

thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
#113
What did the bald man say when he got
a
comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
#114
Why are Christmas trees like bad
knitters
?
They both drop their needles !
#115
What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle
Bells, Jungle bells.. !